A Family Story家庭轶事 - 天府事变/天府拾柒ROY.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : 天府事变/天府拾柒ROY
[00:00.67] 作曲 : 天府事变/天府拾柒ROY
[00:01.34] 编曲 : 天府事变
[00:02.02]（本故事纯属虚构）
[00:06.91]My house got invaded last night by a pink suit lady我的房子昨晚被一个穿粉色套装的女人入侵了
[00:10.18]I raised my gun told her to leave我举起枪叫她滚
[00:11.46]She didn't listen 她完全没听
[00:13.34]Walked straight to my son's bedroom 径直走向我儿子的房间
[00:15.08]I heard them cheering 我听见他们在庆祝啥
[00:16.11]Now the door is locked up 但是房间门关着
[00:17.45]Don't know what's happening 不知道在聊啥
[00:19.80]My friends tell me just breaking in and kill that son of a bxxxh我朋友让我直接闯进去把那女的两枪做掉
[00:23.14]I said no cuz i know who that lady is我说不行，我知道那女的是谁
[00:26.42]An instigator from a psycho organization是个疯子组织里出来的教唆犯
[00:28.64]They keep preaching 四处教唆
[00:29.45]Teaching kids how to deny their parents 教那些孩子们怎么忤逆他们的父母
[00:32.37]I wish i can send two bullets to that witch's head我多想两枪直接干掉这老巫婆啊
[00:35.36]But this ain't how things work但是这不是成年人做事的方式
[00:37.43]Can't be the criminal 不能被人抓住把柄
[00:39.03]i understand all the kids in puberty are easily blinded by seduction 我也了解孩子们在青春期容易被诱惑迷眼
[00:43.33]And pretend to be individual 假装自己很独立
[00:44.91]But this is the problem 但是现在的问题是
[00:46.50]My son and she cooperated我儿子和这女人合作起来了
[00:48.14]My son ain't even graduated 他都甚至还没毕业
[00:49.71]He thinks my words are kind annoying 现在反过来觉得我的话很烦了
[00:52.52]I wanna spank the sxxt out of him真的，我多想给他俩大逼兜子
[00:54.17]But i just got a warning from some ****in Youth association 巧不巧的我突然就收到了来自什么青少年保护协会的警告
[00:58.21]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[01:01.31]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[01:04.54]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[01:07.74]mxxxxxkers stop your reverie傻x们停止你们的幻想
[01:10.93]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[01:14.12]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[01:17.28]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[01:20.54]mxxxxxkers stop your reverie傻x们停止你们的幻想
[01:23.56]About 18 hours later 18个小时左右之后
[01:25.17]The pink lady leaves那位粉衣女士离开了
[01:26.83]The door is still locking但是房间门还是紧闭着 
[01:28.18]Situations got no relief 事态并没有得到缓解
[01:30.03]I've warned that bxxxh seriously 我已经警告过那个女人
[01:31.75]don't come back again 别在来我家了
[01:33.19]Now me and my son's relationship is more than just a beef我跟我儿子的矛盾已经不仅仅是一点小摩擦了
[01:36.01]My sanctions are quite a lot 我的制裁手段还是很多的
[01:37.54]I freeze his credit cards 把他的信用卡先冻结了
[01:39.29]Before you leave that bxxxh在你跟那个女人断联之前
[01:40.45]You won't get a biscuit from my cookie jar你别想从我这捞着什么好处
[01:43.61]you know me right son但是你知道的儿子
[01:46.30]daddy's not gonna hurt you爸爸不会真心伤害你
[01:49.19]I'mma protect you我会保护你 
[01:50.75]Even against the world 哪怕与世界为敌
[01:52.34]Won't let'em drag you不会让他们把你牵扯进
[01:54.03]Into a scary war骇人的纠纷之中
[01:55.55]They keep provoking 他们一直在挑衅我们
[01:57.18]They tryna get some more 想要索取更多东西
[01:58.68]Gotta let'em know that family is what I'm dying for必须要让他们知道，我捍卫家庭的决心
[02:01.32]Cuz因为
[02:02.18]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[02:05.34]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[02:08.51]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[02:11.71]mxxxxxkers stop your reverie傻x们停止你们的幻想
[02:14.94]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[02:18.11]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[02:21.38]i just want my whole family我只想让我的家庭完整
[02:24.56]mxxxxxkers stop your reverie傻x们停止你们的幻想